:o)
Gamtav slams }:o)
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AT: e„uH HEY THERE gAMZEE
TC: YoU’Re sO MoThErFuCkIn wArM, tAv.
AT: wELL i AM WARM BLOODED SO THAT’S PROBABLY WHY„,
TC: YeAh, BrO. hEh.
TC: SuCh a mIrAcLe.
AT: tHAT AND THE WEIGHT i GAINED
TC: As. AiN’T No tHiNg, TaV.
TC: YoUr cHuB Is aDoRaBlE.
AT: -FACE HEATS UP-
TC: HeH. nO NeEd tO Be gEtTiN YoUr bLuSh oN, tAv. It’s tRuE.
AT: nO IT ISN’T GAMZEE, i’M NOT ADORABLE
TC: AnD It’s bEtTeR To gEt yOuR SnUgGlE On. HeH. ;O)
TC: TaV, yOu aRe aDoRaBlE.
TC: So mOtHeRfUcKiNg aDoRaBlE.
AT: -BLUSHES EVEN MORE-
TC: Or sHoUlD I SaY… aDoRaBuLl..
TC: ;oD Ah?
TC: ShIt, BrO. yOu sHoUlD ChAnGe yOuR HaNdLe fRoM AdIoStOrEaDoR To aDiOsToReAdOrAbLe.
AT: gAMZEE!
TC: YeAh bRo?
AT: i„ i THAT’S NOT WHAT i SHOULD DO
TC: WeLl, I ThInK YoU MoThErFuCkIn sHoUlD.
AT: „wELL„ mAYBE FOR YOU,
TC: -hE ReStS HiS ChIn oN ThE ToP Of tAvRoS’ hEaD-
TC: HeH. mIrAcLeS BrO.
TC: YoU ArE My mOtHeRfUcKiN MiRaClE.
AT: „hOW IS SOMEONE A MIRACLE gAMZEE?
TC: By bEiN A MoThErFuCkIn mIrAcLe, BrO.
TC: AnD If nObOdY WaS A MiRaClE BeFoRe, WeLl tHeN YoU’Re tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN FiRsT.
TC: HoNk.
AT: „,tHAT DOESN’T REALLY EXPLAIN HOW IT WORKS BUT THAT’S OKAY i GUESS }:oD
TC: HeH. yOu’rE So mOtHeRfUcKiN CuTe, TaVbRo.
TC: I CaN’T HeLp bUt nOt gEt mY BlUsH On aRoUnD YoU.
AT: a„AH WELL -BLUSHES MORE-
TC: AnD YoUr bLuSh.
TC: MiRaClEs, BrOtHeR. -He nUzZlEs hIs nOsE InTo tAvRoS’ cHeEk-
AT: -BLUSHES, gLANCES AROUND BEFORE NUZZLING BACK-
TC: -hE ChUcKlEs aNd gEnTlY KiSsEs tAvRoS’ cHeEk-
AT: -BLUSHES QUITE A BIT-
TC: Aw bRo.
TC: I AiN’T MaKiN YoU MoThErFuCkIn uNcOmFoRtAbLe, RiGhT? :O/
AT: n„nO NOT AT ALL gAMZEE„,
TC: Oh. GoOd. HeH.
TC: WoUlDn’t wAnT A MoThErFuCkEr tO Be hAvIn hIs dOuBtS On tHiS MoThErFuCkIn cLoWn.
AT: i’M SO DOWN WITH THIS CLOWN, dON’T THINK THAT i’D FROWN
TC: OhHhH ShIt!
TC: ArE We sLaMmIn nOw, BrO?
TC: :oD
AT: yOU KNOW IT SO DON’T EVEN BLOW IT
AT: fOR THESE RHYMES ARE SO SUBLIME
AT: gET OUT YOUR NOTEBOOK CAUSE YOU CAN’T OVER LOOK
TC: TeLl mE WhEn iT’S My tUrN, oK BrO.
AT: yOU CAN START BUT MAKE SURE YOU TAKE THIS TO HEART
TC: ThRoW It bRo.
TC: SlAm tHiS ShIt lIkE A NeW BoTtLe oF A WiCkEd eLiXeR.
TC: My tUrN?
AT: hIT IT gAMZEE
AT: uNLESS YOU THINK YOU’RE A PANSY
TC: TaLkIn sHiT NoW, hUh? >:oD It’s oN MoThErFuCkEr
TC: StEp aSiDe aNd lEt a mAsTeR GeT ThRoUgH. yOu mIgHt tHiNg yOuR RhYmEs aRe cOoL BuT ThEy’rE A BiT OvEr dUe.
TC: MoThErFuCkErS CaLlIn mE A PaNsY, tAlKiN SmAcK. hE DoEsN’T KnOw wHaT He’s mOtHeRfUcKiN Up aGaInSt. He’s wHaCk.
TC: My bRo mIgHt bE CoOl. MiRaCuLoUs tO Be eXaCt. BuT He aIn’t wInNiN ThIs bAtTlE, aNd tHaT’S A FaCt.
AT: wHAT ARE YOU UP TO ARE YOU SMOKING cRACK, cAUSE ALL i SEE IS A CLOWN WITH OUT AN ACT
TC: NoW ImA Be nIcE AnD LeT YoU FiNiSh, BrO. bUt bE WaRnEd tHaT ThAt iLl cOmE BaCk hOtTeR ThOuGh.
AT: fINISH? BRO i FINISHED ‘FORE WE STARTED, aLL THAT YOU DID WAS COMPLETELY RETARDED (NOT THAT i REALLY THINK YOU ARE RETARDED GAMZEE OR ANYTHING, yOU KNOW THAT RIGHT?)
TC: (( xD No oFfEnSe tAkEn! It’s aLl a pArT Of tHe rOlE PlAy :3 YoU’Re sUcH A CuTe tAvRoS!!))
AT: [[hAHA THANK YOU ^^ ]]
TC: My rHyMeS MaY Be rEtArDeD. yOuR ShIt tAlKiN GoT ThRoUgH. bUt mAyBe i tAkE It tO ThE NeXt lEvEl wItH YoU.
TC: YoUr fIrEs aRe gOoD BuT MiNe bUrN BrIgHtEr. BuT I WaNnA LeT YoU KnOw, I’M NoT A GoOd fIgHtEr.
TC: I LoVe yOu bRo, AnD ThAt’s a fAcT. bUt i gOtTa mOtHeRfUcKiN BuSt tHrOuGh yOuR AcT.
AT: gAMZEE i LOVE YOU TO, aND THAT IS NO ACT, bUT ALL THIS BIG TALK WON’T HELP TALKING SMACK
TC: ThIs cLoWn cAn bE DoWn wItH A MoThErFuCkIn cRiPpLe bUt i’m nOt gOnNa mAkE ThIs cOmPlEx. JuSt sImPlE.
TC: To gEt yOuR ThInK PaN ReAdY FoR WhAt’s cOmIn. WoRrYiN AbOuT MoThErFuCkErS RuNnIn.
TC: RuNnIn rOuNd tO FiNd sOmE WaTeR. bRo yOu aIn’t bUrNeD YeT, bUt yOu kNoW I’M HoTtEr.
TC: DiSh iT BaCk tAv. LeTs sEe wHaT YoU GoT. i bEt iT’S GoNnA Be mIrAcUlOuS! nOt.
TC: BrO I DiDn’t mOtHeRfUcKiN ScArE YoU OfF Or aNyThInG, rIgHt?
AT: sORRY i’M NOT REALLY FEELIN THE JAMS ANYMORE gAMZEE
TC: Aw, ItS Ok, BrO.
TC: I AiN’T GoNnA MoThEr fUcKiN PrEsSuRe yA.
AT: sTILL i KINDA FEEL BAD, iT WAS A REALLY GOOD ONE TO,
TC: I DiDn’t oFfEnD YoU BaCk tHeRe, RiGhT?
AT: nO YOU DIDN’T i HOPE THAT i DIDN’T REALLY OFFEND YOU EITHER
TC: NoT At aLl bRo.
AT: gOOD
TC: It wAs aLl iN ThE MoThErFuCkIn mOmEnT.
TC: HoNk.
TC: :o)
AT: aLL OF IT„,?
TC: NaH BrO.
TC: NoT ThE LoVe pArT.
TC: I MeAnT ThAt sHiT.
AT: i„ REALLY MEANT THAT PART TOO
TC: :o)
TC: ThAt’s sO BiTcHtItS, bRo.
AT: }:O)
TC: HeY. yOu aLl uP AnD StOlE My mOtHeRfUcKiN NoSe.
AT: yUP
TC: NoW WhO AlL Up aNd tOlD A MoThErFuCkEr tO Do tHaT? :O)
AT: iTS MINE NOW
TC: Oh nOoOo.
TC: My nOsE!
TC: HaHaHaAa.
AT: hAHAHA
TC: ToO BaD We dIdN’T MoThErFuCkIn fInIsH ThAt bAtTlE.
TC: I WaS GoNnA MoThErFuCkIn aSk yOu sOmEtHiNg aFtEr wE WeRe dOnE.
AT: a„WHAT WOULD THAT BE?
TC: WeLl, I WaS GoNnA AsK If i cOuLd mOtHeRfUcKiN Do sOmE ShIt…
TC: YoU MiGhT’Ve sAiD No tHoUgH.
AT: w„wELL WOULD YOU ASK ME ANYWAY?
TC: I WaS GoNnA MoThErFuCkIn aSk iF I CoUlD AlL Up aNd pLaNt oNe oN YoUr mOtHeRfUcKiN LiPs tHeRe. :o/
TC: BuT It wAs a sTuPiD QuEsTiOn…
AT: a„aH i MEAN, yOU REALLY CAN„, IF YOU WANT TO„ IT’S NOT STUPID„
TC: ReAlLy bRo?
TC: BuT I DoN’T WaNnA UnLeSs yOu wAnNa.
TC: DoN’T WaNnA MoThErFuCkIn pReSsUrE YoU To dO SoMeThInG YoU AiN’T Up aNd fEeLiN.
AT: i„ i REALLY WANT TO gAMZEE
TC: ReAlLy bRo? :o)
AT: yEAH„, i REALLY WANT TO
TC: Ok. -hE TaKeS A DeEp bReAtH- sHiT I’M NeRvOuS. hEh.
TC: Ok.
TC: YoU ReAdY?
AT: -TAKES HIS HAND IN HIS- Y„YEAH gAMZEE
TC: -hE LoOkS At tHeIr hAnDs- Ok bRo. Im gOnNa dO It.
AT: aLRIGHT„ -BLUSHES-
TC: -wItH HiS FrEe hAnD, hE GrAbS TaVrOs’ FaCe gEnTlY PuShInG It mOrE ToWaRdS HiM AnD He lEaNs iN, pUlLiNg tAv’s fAcE ClOsEr aLoNg wItH It. He cLoSeS HiS EyEs aNd hE GeNtLy pReSsEs hIs lIpS SoFtLy aGaInSt tAvRoS’, TiLtInG HiS HeAd a lItTlE-
AT: -BLUSHING HE WOULD LET HIS EYES CLOSE AS HE WOULD THEN START TO KISS THE OTHER BACK-
TC: -hE PrEsSeS In cLoSeR To tAvRoS’ fAcE OnCe hE ReAlIzEs hE Is kIsSiNg bAcK. hE LeTs hIs hAnD SlIp fRoM HiS ChEeK To hIs wAiSt pUlLiNg hIm iN A LiTtLe cLoSeR-
AT: -HE WOULD WRAP HIS ARMS LIGHTLY AROUND THE OTHER’S NECK, bLUSHING MORE AS HE WOULD CONTINUE TO KISS BACK-
TC: -hE SlIt hIs eYeS OpEn jUsT A LiTtLe tO SeE TaVrOs’ ReAcTiOn aS He oPeNeD HiS MoUtH A LiTtLe, AlLoWiNg hIs tOnGuE To tIcKlE TaVrOs’ BoTtOm lIp-
AT: /Sorry I gotta go, this was a lot of fun! /
TC: ((ThAt’s oK I HaD FuN ToO :D))
TC: ((ByEeE LoVeLy))
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reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
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ABOMINATIONS - set 2!
Marodra and Caterbra!
its offical, Marodra is my favourite of the ones ive done :) i love lionfish, so i thought I’d try and use them for the fins.
seriously guys, it’s so much fun!
Now that Sedra and Marowak fuse is something that I really really do adore. The Caterpie/Alakazam isn’t too bad either!!
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